Welcome to a world so strange
Where common sense, we re-arrange
Connecting dots that don't align
In the deep dark depths of the conspiracy mind
Moon Landing Denial, Q-Anon delight
Aliens in Area 51, covered up tight

Open the Nut Box and feel empowered
In a world where reality is devoured
You'll see what 'normal' folks can't perceive
Lost in conspiracies they weave
Connect the dots that don't exist
They're out to get ya, you must resist

Let's hear it for the simple mind
Connecting dots rational people can't find
Geography too confusing, Flat Earth tips
Want a simple explanation? Tik-Tok clicks
Chemtrails above, New World Order's might
Global Warming Denial, a dangerous fright

Open the Nut Box and feel empowered
In a world where reality is devoured
You'll see what 'normal' folks can't perceive
Lost in conspiracies they weave
Connect the dots that don't exist
They're out to get ya, you must resist

Simple explanations seem to resonate
Tik-Tok sets you straight
Alternative astronomy? Facebook will let ya
Those pesky scientists must be out to get ya
Flat Earth believers stand tall
Moonlanding Deniers know it all

Open the Nut Box and feel empowered
In a world where reality is devoured
You'll see what 'normal' folks can't perceive
Lost in conspiracies they weave
Connect the dots that don't exist
They're out to get ya, you must resist

Q-Anon whispers secrets grand
A knife in truth's fragile hand
Lost in the mist of the Facebook scroll
Where truth is sold to the paying troll
If cosmic distances are hard to understand
Just trust social media's wonderland

Open the Nut Box and feel empowered
In a world where reality is devoured
You'll see what 'normal' folks can't perceive
Lost in conspiracies they weave
Connect the dots that don't exist
They're out to get ya, you must resist

Don't change your beliefs because of reality
You're the smartest, there's just no parity
You've told yourself so many times, true
It's everyone else that's stupid, not you