The dear went to see the dentist
To fix it's buck teeth
Stingrays love salt water
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
Aaah-choo
I love elevator jokes
They work on so many levels
A canoe went by filled with puppies
They were using doggy paddles
It's not the fall that kills you
It's the sudden stop at the bottom
I can tell when people are being judgmental
Just by looking at them
Communist jokes aren't funny
Unless everyone gets them
I didn't get it
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks
Is this stool taken
How many apples can grow on a tree
All of them
Don't eat devilled eggs
They come from an evil chicken
It's not the fall that kills you
It's the sudden stop at the bottom
I can tell when people are being judgmental
Just by looking at them
If you think nobody cares if you're alive
Try missing a few payments
A doctor had no patients
So he learned some tolerance
And dad said
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar
I bet things got a little tense
The champion tongue twister got arrested
They'll give him a very tough sentence
It's not the fall that kills you
It's the sudden stop at the bottom
I can tell when people are being judgmental
Just by looking at them
One wall said to the other wall
I'll meet you at the corner
He asked for a donation for the local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
I buy my guns from a guy called T-Rex
He's a small arms dealer
When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet
They gave him the cold shoulder
It's not the fall that kills you
It's the sudden stop at the bottom
I can tell when people are being judgmental
Just by looking at them