Bears without bees
Are nothing but ears
It was an emotional wedding
Even the cake was in tiers
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy
I don't know and I don't care
A blind man walked into a bar
And a table, and a chair
I heard it was Descartes that said
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam
I put my grandma on speed dial the other day
I call it insta-gram
And dad said, A mobster was buried in cement
He was a really hardened criminal
He played Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo
It was very Abba-Riginal
Cinderella is bad at soccer
She keeps running from the ball
My brother went to get a haircut
He must have changed his mind because they cut them all
I heard it was Descartes that said
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam, It's What He Said
I put my grandma on speed dial the other day
I call it insta-gram
The baby strawberry was crying
It's mother was in a jam
The fish ran into a concrete wall
Dam
Two blood cells fell in love
But it was all in vein
When everything comes your way
You might be in the wrong lane
I heard it was Descartes that said
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam
I put my grandma on speed dial the other day
I call it insta-gram
I love the rotation of the Earth
It really makes my day
The frog's car broke down
So they had it toad away
Ribbit
One hat said to the other
You stay here, I'll go on ahead
If it has one foot, a head and 4 legs
It may be just a bed
It's What He Said
I heard it was Descartes that said
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam
I put my grandma on speed dial the other day
I call it insta-gram