All the bees have sticky hair
Because they use a honeycomb
My boss said Have a good day
So I went home
And David said
My camera was unpredictable
It was such a loose Canon
The lobster blushed bright red
When it saw the ocean's bottom
Are people born with photographic memories
Or does it take time to develop
My chiropractor loves his music
Especially hip pop
Golfers always need an extra pair of socks
In case they get a hole in one
I have an inferiority complex
But it's not a very good one
And David said
The mascara and lipstick had a fight
I hope they make-up soon
Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions
I do
Are people born with photographic memories
Or does it take time to develop
My chiropractor loves his music
Especially hip pop
And David said
Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes
So when you do criticise them you're a mile away and you have their shoes
I try to keep the dream alive
By always hitting snooze
I have a fear of speed bumps
but I'm slowly getting over it
This verse is not worth listening to
So please don't listen to it
Are people born with photographic memories
or does it take time to develop
My chiropractor loves his music
Especially hip pop
The Terminator got a new job
Now he's the exterminator
A dog doing magic tricks
He was a labracadabrador
I was addicted to the hokey pokey
but then I turned myself around
I told my doctor I heard a buzzing sound
He said there's a bug going around
Are people born with photographic memories
or does it take time to develop develop
My chiropractor loves his music
Especially hip pop