The M&M went to college
Because it wanted to be a smartie
Avoid the sushi in that shop
It's just a little fishy
Mathematicians stop at nothing
To avoid those negative numbers
And dad said, I used to play the piano by ear
But now I use my fingers
And dad said, His father ate a clock
He said it was time-consuming
Never trust atoms
Because they make up everything
I told a chemistry joke to a friend
I got a really good reaction
The shovel was a great idea
Such a groundbreaking invention
The tomato was so red
Because it saw the salad dressing
The shoe factory caught on fire
It was just so sole-destroying
And dad said, His father ate a clock
He said it was time-consuming
Never trust atoms
Because they make up everything
I'm on a seafood diet
Here we go again, When I see food, I eat it
Someone glued my card pack together
I don't know how to deal with it, Mum cringed
Always borrow money from a pessimist
They'll never expect it back
The toilet paper couldn't cross the road
It got stuck in a crack
And dad said, His father ate a clock
He said it was time-consuming
Never trust atoms
Because they make up everything
I used to be addicted to soap
But I'm all clean now
I'm reading a book about glue
But I just can't put it down
The devil was arrested
They charged her with possession
I lost the tv controller
But I found it in a remote location
And dad said, His father ate a clock
He said it was time-consuming
Never trust atoms
Because they make up everything