The bull was adored by all the cows
He was a real smoooth talker
My daughter has a lot of will power
My son has won't power

My sister dated a guy from the zoo
I think he might be a keeper
They asked me how to hire a horse
I said put it on a ladder

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist,
You might get repossessed
Dad said

Dad Said
If a parsley farmer gets sued
Can they garnish his wages
A group of apes were running a company
It was definitely monkey business

I threw a ball for my dog
He looked great in his dinner jacket
That's stupid
When people say they do yoga every single day
I say, I think that's a bit of a stretch

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist
You might get repossessed
Dad said

Dad Said
I had some boomerangs that didn't come back,
Some might call them sticks
The chicken joined a percussion band
He had his own drumsticks

I'm friends with most of the alphabet
But I still don't know why
The difference between a lawyer and a leech
The leech stops sucking when you die

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist
You might get repossessed

The german policeman told his belly-button
Come out, you're under a vest
Go to sleep now my child
Or you'll be resisting a rest

Dad Said, 26 letters fell in the water
Now they form the alpha-wet
Before he kicked the bucket, grandpa asked
How far do you think I can kick this bucket

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist
You might get repossessed

Dad Said