No one’s listening pour yourself another drink
Nobody’s listening pour yourself another drink
You can’t afford a microphone like me
This mic is paid for pour yourself another drink, pour yourself another drink

This microphone is paid for
Your soapbox is illegal
in a public place, don’t put it in a public place
My voice is louder than yours will ever be
Write a letter to the editor tell them what you really think
pour yourself another drink, pour yourself another drink