A girl was standing all by herself
She took a picking from the top row shelf
So clearly looking for one to keep
And then she landed on both her feet
And time was halted and all was still
Her ankles parted, I felt the thrill

Oh Valerie
Why can't you see?
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me
Oh Valerie
Why can't you see?
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me

Oh Valerie

She had a liking for pricy stuff
And once she'd started, just wasn't enough
So clearly looking for one to keep
And then she landed on both her feet
And time was halted and all was still
Her ankles parted, I felt the "Mmmmm"

Oh Valerie
Why can't you see?
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me
Oh Valerie
Why can't you see?
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me

Oh Valerie
Why can't you see?
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me
Oh Valerie
Why can't you see?
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me

Oh Valerie
Why can't you see?
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me
Oh Valerie
Why can't you see?
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me

Oh Valerie
Why can't you see?
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me
Oh Valerie
The things you do to me

Oh Valerie
Oh Valerie
Oh Valerie
Oh Valerie