It took two minutes

To piece these three lame riffs together

It it's the same crap that's selling loads

So it may just make my life a little better.

- Punk! Punk! Punk!

(Get out of my way!)

I ain't a metal guy no more!

Sitting in my room all day, thinkin' about you.

I've got so many bills to pay, so hey,

I've got some punk rockin' to do!

- Punk! Punk! Punk!

(Is A.O.K.)

- We tried metal but it didn't work so

Let us in on the punk rock dough!

Give me some of that easy money!

Give me some of that cash!

Two chords later and a house is paid for

Let me in on that punk rock cash!

I used to be, a kid at university

But that won't pay for the punk life that was meant for me

There's money to be had

So you know that I'll be wearing plaid

This ain't going to be

A punk rock monopoly!

- Punk! Punk! Punk!

(We've always been there)

- Gonna shave off all my feathered hair!-

Iron Maiden? Who the hell are they?

I've always listened to D.O.A.!