Some say the state of Texas
Could accommodate the entire
Human population
Five point six billion versions of
The truth under one roof
Some revelation
Take a bit of this give a
Bit of that
Put it in a blender pull it
Out a hat
There's no going back it's a lie
It's a fact
Has the cat got your tongue
Been too long in the sun
There's dust on your tracks
There's no going back

Come to think of it's a
Load of monkeys
Every time you listen to your
Sun kissed lover's words
Evil Louie is tomorrow's sadness
It's a game of madness in a
Perfect world

Some would say French cuisine's
More appealing
Than a cold drink
Burgers and fries
Some have said that a
Pillar of society
An upright citizen's incapable of
Lust and crime
Tale a bit of this
Give a bit of that
Put it in a blender pull
It out a hat
But he don't stand a change
With his pants around his ankles
Has the cat got your tongue
Been too long in the sun
There's dust on your tracks
There's no going back