(Yeah)
(Here we go!)

I’m on my way and everyone is staring
There’s a skip in my step and the crowd’s fanfarin’
‘Cause I’m wearin’ a new hat (a new hat)
They’ve all come to see my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hat

Take a note that today is the day
That we all gathered round to sing some praise
For me and my new hat (a new hat)
We all dropped our work and clapped for this new hat

The fears of a head so cold
I’ll never know, my head’s not exposed

There were tears in my eyes
When I found this hat I cried

And now that hat is mine
(Here we go!)

(Hat, hat) (x3) (HAT)

Stop the presses, it’s the news of the decade
They’re closin’ the streets down and havin’ a parade
Because I have a new hat (a new hat)
The crowd cheers and sings for this ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hat

Cancel your birthday party and gather round
My hat and I are here and we’re gonna paint this town
Make way for my great hat (a great hat)
We all love hats and this hat is where it’s at

I can’t go a day
Without a swarm of people headed my way

They all stop to say, “I hope to…
Have a hat as fine someday!”

But yeah that hat is mine

Look at how amazing it be
I should charge an admittance fee (a pretty penny)
When I’m scrap and buried, remember me (remember the hat please)
For my exquisite taste in millinery

Because I got a new hat
(One more time!)

(Hat, hat) (x3) (HAT)
(Hat)
(Man I really love hats!)