Sad songs get me so down
Goddamn I love 'em to death
The sadder, the better, the better
The redder eye
And all that jazz

Here's hoping for a heart attack
Or 'til at least I bleed
Who said I love it when the sun comes out?
I'm always praying for rain

Just call me the masochist

In the blink of an eye or a flick of
The switch

Avoid eye contact and look down
That's easy for me
Everybody says I'm negative
But they should shut up and let me be

I think I got this all figured out
Give me a reason to scream
It's all bottled up and waiting to get out
I never run out of steam

Just call me the masochist

In the blink of an eye or a flick of
The switch

Just call me the masochist

You're often nice, I'm always pissed

Just call me the masochist

In the blink of an eye or a flick of
The switch

Just call me the masochist

You're on thin ice, I'm always pissed