I've got a record player that was made in 2014
Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green
I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees
I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees
I've got a record player that was made in 2014
Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green
I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees
I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees

I'm in an elevator, it's going down, down, down
I spent forever with my feet on the ground
But not now (not now), 'cause I don't wanna do the wrong thing
Guess I gotta go and get famous for doing nothing

Da da-da-da da da, crack a smile, crack a smile
Da da-da-da da da, stay a while, stay a while
Da da-da-da da da, am I holding for applause?
Is it gone? Is this on?

I've got a record player that was made in 2014
Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green
I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees
I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees
I've got a record player that was made in 2014
Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green
I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees
I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees

I'm in the simulator, I'm doing A-okay
But every day is just rewind and replay, not today
I'll head out to Monterey, throw my phone into the waves
Can you see it in my eyes? Am I finally awake?

Da da-da-da da da, crack a smile, crack a smile
Da da-da-da da da, stay a while, stay a while
Da da-da-da da da, I think the best is yet to come
So drink up, and good luck

I've got a record player that was made in 2014
Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green
I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees
I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees
I've got a record player that was made in 2014 (sometimes I think all I'm ever doing is)
Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green (trying to convince myself I'm alive)
I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees (sometimes I think all I'm ever doing is)
I pretend I scraped 'em climbing in the trees (trying to convince myself I'm alive)

Sometimes I think all I'm ever doing is
Trying to convince myself I'm alive
Sometimes I think all I'm ever doing is
Trying to convince myself I'm climbing in the trees

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