Hey, I can spit further than you can
Hey, I don't need directions, honey, I know where we're at
And if there's something you don't understand
Hey, just ask me, I probably know about that
I think I'm cute when I drink sometimes
I don't know much, but I'll speak my mind
And if you ever catch yourself wondering why
Hey, look at me, I'm a guy

It's the gender, in all of its shameless splendor
Proud to say I'm a member
Got it from my daddy
I guessed it's something in my genes

Hey, you say that I never listen
At least that's what I thought I heard you say
My favorite old shirt has a button missing
And a couple of rips, but I can't throw it away
And there are times, babe, I can't deny
I drive you crazy with my one-track mind
It's sad to say my only alibi is
Hey, look at me, I'm a guy

Hey, understand, I'm a man
The reason why is I'm a guy

Hey, look at me, I'm a guy
Hey, understand, I'm a man
The reason why is I'm a guy