I see your star struck eyes out in the crowd
Your heart in double time
Your feet float off the ground
And it's a wondrous sight seeing someone so in love
Take out their flag and bludgeon cops because their crush demanded blood
But I've got news for you, baby
Such terrible news for you, baby
He's not gonna fuck you
And everybody knows
You won't be walking from your polling place
In last night's fancy clothes
You might get handcuffs at the riot
But you'll never get a rose
He's not gonna fuck you
And everybody knows
I sense the lovesick passion in your notes
Your public screeds defending who you love the most
And it's so beautiful to have a love you want to show
To desecrate the Stars and Stripes because you need the world to know
But I've got news for you, sweetie
Such terrible news for you, sweetie
He's not gonna fuck you
And everybody knows
You won't be walking from your polling place
In last night's fancy clothes
You might get handcuffs at the riot
But you'll never get a rose
Yeah he's not gonna fuck you
And everybody knows
You can post about him endlessly
But he's not gonna fuck you
Wear his merch religiously
But he's not gonna fuck you
Choose him over your family
He's still not gonna fuck you
Donate to his legal fees
But he's not gonna fuck you
No, he's not gonna fuck you
He's not gonna fuck you
He's not gonna fuck you
And everybody knows
You won't be walking from your polling place
In last night's fancy clothes
You might get handcuffs at the riot
But you'll never get a rose
Yeah he's not gonna fuck you
And everybody knows