Boy's we've been here for a while.
But we've finally got the style.
Strike your pose fake a smile.
Give me Kenny, Give me Kyle.

I hate to break it, but it's true.
Fifteen minutes we'll be through.
And I won't have to talk to you
yeahh

Now you know the words you fool.
Sing along to your own tune.
Wrote to prove you are a tool.
Tell your friends you joined a boyband
Boyband.

Good charlotte said they like Mcfly.
Is half their fanbase gonna cry
It's so pathetic dry your eyes.
When you gonna realise-
A tune's a tune I dont know why-
The metalheads want us to die.
But these days they're all under nine.
So I'll be fine.

Now you know the words you fool.
Sing along to your own tune.
Wrote to prove you are a tool.
Tell your mum you joined a boyband
Boyband

I get calls from girls who saw me on the tv.
Behind my back they're saying nasty things about me.

''There's the kid who blew it all,
I sat next to him in school,
Everyone thought he was cool,
'Till he quite his job and joined a ...
Boyband

Now you know the words you fool.
Sing along to your own tune.
Wrote to prove you are a tool.
Tell the kids you joined a boyband
Boyband

Join a boyband.
Join a boyband.
Screw your life up.
Join a boyband.
Kids will hate you.
Out to get you.
Ever since you.
Joined a boyband.
It's really scary.
Palms are sweaty.
Potato guns are armed and ready.
Screwed your life up.
Just like Eddie.
Joined a boyband.
Joined a boyband.
Joined a boyband.