I was in midtown
Heading east on 53rd
Put my window down
That’s when I heard

“Sign the fucking lease, scumbag
It’s been 7 fucking weeks, you scumbag”

I swear to God

I took the tunnel home
Found a spot just down the street
Passed someone on their phone
That’s when they screamed

“You lying piece of shit, you fucked her
I’m going to kill that fucking bitch, you’ll suffer”

I swear to God

I got inside my place
Threw my keys into the bowl
Thought I’d meditate
Before a call

I took some nice, deep breaths
And closed my eyes
Time to clear my head
Relax my mind…