Paper straws
In plastic sleeves
Adderol
In jelly beans

Jammable
Flammable
Progammable
Capital

Biohacks
In SoHo House
Cul-de-sacs
In Qinhuangdao

VOCs
In bassinets
GPT
In every chat

M-16s at Chik-Fil-A
Deutsche Bank at Frieze LA
Auteur god makes plastic films
Indie god a whisky shill
Musk the Great controls the feed
King Jeffrey supplies the need

Trackable
Hackable
Frackable
Capital

Subtractible
Contractible
Retractible
Collapsible

NFTs
Data breach
Super PACS
Power naps
6-inch pumps
Toxic dumps
Canned Applause
Winter thaws