Not tall, not smart
A little handsome
Useless in the field
Beneath the bark of your cherry tree

Pure gluttony
Pure gluttony
Pure gluttony

Not tall, not smart
A great dancer
Useless in the workforce
Beneath the growth of your joie de vivre
And the lights go down on your household name
You can't relate for there's no one home
And you're American stained

Pure gluttony
Pure gluttony
Pure gluttony"