I Got my M-16, there's no fuckin' Green Bean
The food at the DFAC's greasy as shit
What I'd do for some women, and a pool to go swim in
Man you know some days I just wanna quit

Wastin' away again in Middleeasternville, waitin' on our next mortar assault
Some people claim that ol' George Bush is to blame, but I know
That it's Osama's fault

I'm out in the hot sun, my gear weighs a half ton
Wonderin' when the Taliban's gonna show
Now we're hittin' a dry spell, and it's hotter than south hell
I'm sweatin' in places you don't wanna know

Wastin' away again in Middleeasternville, waitin' on our next mortar assault
Some people claim that ol' George Bush is to blame, but I know
That it's Osama's fault

I got all my bags packed, Sittin' on the tarmac
As soon as this bird comes I'll head on back home
I was in the jon readin', and I heard that bird leavin'
Now I'm stuck in this shit hole all on my own

Wastin' away again in Middleeasternville, waitin' on our next mortar assault
Some people claim that ol' George Bush is to blame, but I know
That it's Osama's fault

Wastin' away again in Middleeasternville, waitin' on our next mortar assault
Some people claim that ol' George Bush is to blame, but I know
That it's Osama's fault

Some people claim that ol' George Bush is to blame, but I know
That it's Osama's fault