She got a valentine from gary,
I opened it up an it said ,
'would you please be mine'
I sent her flowers and some candy, yeah,
She opened them up an said,
You're try'n to make fat , now,

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Ah, Ah, Ah
Jus' want a new girlfriend, yeah,
Ah,ah,ah
Jus' want sum 1 to make me laugh,
Ah,ah,ah,
Jus' want a new girlfriend, yeah
Ah,ah,ah
Jus' want sum 1 to laugh at me
Not to smart,
Not to tall,
Likes to watch tv,
An play basketball!
An play basketball!

I bought a car,
An let her drive it, yeah,
She opened it up an said
Don't bother this is red
I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah
She opened them up an said
Can't believe your that stupied now,

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An play basketball!
An play basketball!

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Jus' want her to look at me, yep,
I, jus' wan her to talk to me,
I won't ever make her wash my car, no,
I won't ever take her for a walk, not unless she's there,
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh