For coughs and colds and scabby holes
Itchy pimples, unseemly moles
For funny turns and Chinese burns
For aching heads we're most concerned
For staying lively, getting it nightly
This we guarantee
That Ultranol is the new remedy
Before you go to bed take two or three
When you wake up you'll feel better
For aches and pains and jellied brains
Help you sleep and smile again
Nouw you're aimless, blameless, almost nameless
You get much more although you pay less
Revitalise that sexual drive
In fact, be born again
Yes Ultranol will put you on the map
Take four or five then have a little nap
When you wake up you'll feel better
For your coughs and scabby holes
Keep you young although you're feeling old
If you're not protected you're going to get is
So suck 'em and see, you won't regret it
Suck 'em and see