It's Friday night working late
Cash in hand earned my pay
So you know that I'm feeling pretty alright
I'm a raging alcoholic so you know that drinks the topic
My mrs saying that I should In this time
We all know that's not gonna happen
We all know that I'm gonna get plastered
The boys say that it's only a few
But no that doesn't include
The many shots we do and in just

5 seconds , I'm legless
I just paid 6 quid for a jack and coke
5 seconds , lights flashing
Bouncing caught me scrapping now I'm out the door
My mrs , started bitching
I just threw up on the kitchen floor
Times ticking , I'm stressing
Ive got to be up at the crack of dawn

It's Friday night working late
Cash in hand earned my pay
So you know that I'm feeling pretty alright
I'm a raging alcoholic so you know that drinks the topic
My mrs saying that I should In this time
We all know that's not gonna happen
We all know that I'm gonna get plastered
The boys say that it's only a few
But no that doesn't include
The many shots we do and in just

5 seconds , I'm legless
I just paid 6 quid for a jack and coke
5 seconds , lights flashing
Bouncing caught me scrapping now I'm out the door
My mrs , started bitching
I just threw up on the kitchen floor
Times ticking , I'm stressing
Ive got to be up at the crack of dawn

We're going out again
We're going out again
He's messaged me he's telling me we're going out again
We're going out again
We're going out again
We're going out again and this time she's not picking me up
We're going out again
We're going out again
He's messaged me he's telling me we're going out again
We're going out again
We're going out again
We're going out again and this time she's not picking me up

5 seconds , I overstepped it
I've drank too much and now I can't get up
5 seconds , I'm at the station
The police are calling , telling her to pick me up
My mrs , started bitching
I just threw up on the kitchen floor
Times ticking , I'm stressing
Ive got to be up at the crack of dawn