Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'm a fat ass, but like, I'm, but I'm a skinny, but like, I eat a lot, ayy
I'm a fuckin' fat ass, but I eat, wait, wait, but I'm skinny, and I eat a lot, but like
I'm skinny, you know, and like, and I am a fat ass, uh-huh, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a fat ass
Nah, I'm joking, I'm pretty skinny, but like, I do eat a lot, uh, uh

Shout out to the cereal, what's your favorite cereal? Cereal, cereal, uh-huh, uh-huh
Shout out to the cereals, sometimes when I'm hungry, I pop some cereals in my mouth, you feel me
Like the fat ass I am, nah, I'm joking, I'm pretty skinny, but, ayy, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Shout out to the, uh, the fuckin' soups and shit, or, uh, I should be more specific, the fuckin' noodles

I'm not talking about the cupped ones, but like, the ones that come in the packet, you heat them up on like, on a stove or a microwave
You gotta like, or, you heat up some water on a stove or a microwave and shit, and like, uh, when it's just like, hot and shit, you feel me
Like, uh, you gotta put the, like, what's in the packet in, but like, it also comes with like, a little like, packet, you know, that you put it in for like, flavor
But you gotta tear it off, you feel me? Uh, and like, make sure that don't go in the water, you feel me

And, and then like, once like, the noodles are like, in the water, you feel, like, you gotta wait for them like, to like, uh, boil, or whatever the hell, you feel me
Uh, and, and shit, uh, and like, when they are, you put the packet in, and like, do whatever you want with them, eat it
But, alright, alright, you gotta stir it around, alright
Why the fuck am I even, alright

Ay, shout out to the, Tanghulu thangs, thangs, thangs, uh, uh, the, the fuckin' melted sugar and shit
Ay, like, the melted sugar thangs on the fuckin' fruits, you feel me
And like, you gotta, you gotta make the fuckin' melted sugar, put the fruits on the stick and shit
And, yeah, you gotta like, put the fuckin' thangs on the sticks and shit

Uh, and then like, stick it in, yeah, that, yeah, stick it in, yeah, you gotta stick it in, yeah
Uh, also you gotta have some like, fuckin' ice prepared, a bowl full of ice, and an ice bath, whatever y'all wanna fuckin' call it
And like, you, you dip the fuckin' fruit on the goddamn stick and the, and the, and the, and the, stick it in
Uh, uh, you dip it in the melted ice, but like, uh, then like, when it's all covered, you gotta put it in ice for like, five minutes, you feel me

And like, it should be done, and then you can eat it, and like, what the fuck am I even talking about