All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na

Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
The night will go on
My little windmill

Hi, we're back like we said we'd be back
You can leave now and beat the traffic
Or beat your meat
Or, you could stick around and beat your meat
I like that, I think I'm gonna say that
Every night from now on, you can leave and
Beat the traffic or you can stick around
And beat your meat

I have a few words to say about beating your meat
Just, I just heard you guys talking about masturbation
I thought I'd show up and, I don't know, uh
I don't think I'm wanted here, so I'm gonna take off
See you guys later

It's my present to you people
We're gonna stop talking now and play a song, thank you
Surprise

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