Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh, aye

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh


Everybody gather round, it’s Christmas time

Grab the presents under Christmas tree, but don’t touch mine

It’s festive all around, the bells are making sounds

And everyone is jolly, sittin down, opening presents on the ground

Don’t get caught under the missletoe,

Unless it’s somebody you love, or somebody that’s a hoe hoe hoe

Christmas Day is about sharing this moment with your loved ones, your family

So just treasure it, you won’t regret it.



This special day, only comes, once a year

Yeah the kids, think that this, is the greatest damn day of the year

Time to cheer, cause we’re celebrating the birthday of Jesus,

And if you disrespect Christmas then you a bunch of damn geezers

Yeah the presents we get from St Nick,

They’re the greatest shit, we use them quick,

Then onto the next one, so sick

Yeah it’s the greatest day of all time, and it’s finished off with a cold wine

And a feast that makes us all wind down


Fuck Christmas, Its bullshit

Everyone’s so excited, I couldn’t give a shit

I left a present for your mum under the christmas tree

And it only takes double A batteries

Yeah, everybody talks about the Christmas dazzle

Just makes me think of your mums vagazzle

And when your mum is screaming at Christmas night

Just Remember your new daddy’s name, jazzle dazzle



There’s lots of reasons in this world why I hate Christmas

For starters, I have to buy a bunch of fags presents

All my dad ever bought me was a crucifix

When all I wanted to do was lick some clits

Why does everybody else get presents

It was my birthday pricks, give me back all your shit!

Or I’ll come to your house while your sleeping

And I’ll fuck your Fucken cat!