I’ve been waiting for you to call
Even though I just hung up the phone
How’d you get so freakin’ cool?
Do you sleep in a walk-in freezer room?

I think you’re a vampire, ’cause I only see you after dark
But I’d never drive a stake into your heart
And I don’t know where to start

We ordered sushi and you named everything we’d eat
’Cause you’ve been learning Japanese in your sleep
I’m just a boy who met a girl in a bar-room brawl
And then it hit me and I didn’t have far to fall

I think you’re a vampire, ’cause I only see you after dark
But I’d never drive a stake into your heart
And I don’t know where to start