Woke up on a Saturday feels like a chore
Gotta do my laundry but I'll just nap some more
My fridge is full of veggies but I want that pizza slice
Trying to be healthy oh isn't this nice
Oh adulting why you gotta be so tough
Scrolling through my phone man this life is rough
Dance break dance break let the world see
Procrastination nation come on and groove with me
Got a grocery list but I hit the drive-thru
Substituting salad for a burger so true
Planning for the future but I'm living for today
Who needs to save up when there's a sale on IPads hey
Oh adulting why you gotta be so tough
Scrolling through my phone man this life is rough
Dance break dance break let the world see
Procrastination nation come on and groove with me
Bills are piling up but I'm here on my couch
Binge-watching shows living like a slouch
But when the beat drops I'll forget my stress
Let's dance like we're kids 'cause adulthood's a mess
Oh adulting why you gotta be so tough
Scrolling through my phone man this life is rough
Dance break dance break let the world see
Procrastination nation come on and groove with me
So raise your glass and join the fun
Embrace the chaos 'cause we've only just begun
With laughter and dance we can conquer it all
In this wild adulting game we're having a ball