I was just a tourist the first
Time I went to Mexico
I was a stranger in danger in a world unknown
A clap of thunder and the
Ground around me did explode
And evil skeletons in dozens came
Out from that hole

Why? No lie it was the Day of the Dead
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh oh oh, I didn't even know
It was the Day of the Dead
I try not to lose my head
Oh oh oh, way down in Mexico

The place was jumping with the
Reapers swaying to and fro
An evil skeleton made off
With my beef burrito
They opened the Pinata and a swarm
Of bats went up my nose
I lost all bowel control and knew
That it was time to go

Why? No lie it was the Day of the Dead
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh oh oh, I didn't even know
It was the Day of the Dead
I try not to lose my head
Oh oh oh, way down in Mexico

The locals tell me not to fear
It happens at least once a year
When hell is full
The dead will walk the earth and
Apparently, they come up here for the beer

Why? No lie it was the Day of the Dead
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh oh oh, I didn't even know
It was the Day of the Dead
I try not to lose my head
Oh oh oh, way down in Mexico

Día de los Muertos, cien calacas vió
Oh oh oh, y el gringo se asustó
Día de los Muertos, el cabrón se arrugó
Oh oh oh, aquí en Mexico

Corre, carajo
Que los muertos 'tán en la calle