A couple weeks ago, um, I went to my wife, I was like,
"Hey, listen. I want you to listen to something."
And I was like, "So there's this artist, Artimus Wolz…"
and she was like,
"Hey, asshole, I turned you on to him."
I was like, "Oh. Oh, shit, you did."
I just got home and my wife is building little shelves
and I'm offended 'cause she didn't ask me for my help
I know she says she's independent, and I do agree
Got a degree in engineering, but she isn't me
I'm 'bout to pull up to her project like I'm the foreman
I'm 'bout to ask her every question then rate her performance,
'cause I got answers and a "Y" up in my chromosome
Now hand that power drill on over, babe,
'cause daddy's home
Let me show you
Do it like I told you
Let me just control you
'til the job is done…done…done…
(oooohhh… you)
Watch me mentrify
Watch me mentrify
Let me 'splain it to you, baby
Watch me mentrify
Watch me mentrify
Watch me mentrify
Let me do my little dance
I'm 'bout to mentrify
Watchin' her doin' a project
Watchin' her havin' a blast
(okay)
I'm about to go swoop in and answer a question that she didn't ask
Hey, babe, you sure that it's level?
Hey, babe, you sure that it's straight?
You need me to help out?
Do you want me to grab my measuring tape?
You want me to grab my toolbox, and show you the way that it's done?
You want me to take over this thing you were doing that's supposed to be fun?
Hey, babe why are you getting so angry?
There's no need to raise up your voice
I'm sorry for being so helpful
It's genetic, I don't have a choice (Oooohh…)
Show you
Do it like I told you
Let me just control you
'til the job is done…done…done…
(Oooohhh… you)
Watch me mentrify
Watch me mentrify
Let me 'splain it to you, baby
Watch me mentrify
Watch me mentrify
Watch me mentrify (yuh)
Let me do my little dance I'm 'bout to mentrify (yuh, yuh, yuh)
Oh, you thought we were finished
You thought we were done?
You thought that ole Arti just made a couple songs and disappeared?
(laughter)
How adorable
We're not even close to finished
(Oooohhh… you)
We're just getting started, bitches
Watch me mentrify
Watch me mentrify
Let me 'splain it to you, baby
Watch me mentrify
Watch me mentrify
Watch me mentrify
Let me do my little dance I'm about to mentrify
(yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)