Call me
If your day’s kinda boring
And you fancy a squire
I'm your lover for hire
Here's my number

Type it
I'm here all day and night
When your life’s looking dire
Get a lover for hire

We can go down to the city
I'll drive you round like you're a star
No one else will be as pretty
Look how beautiful you are

We can walk along the banks
Watch the sparkles on the sea
Don't you worry about my rates
Cause tonight it's all on me

Maybe
If you're feeling romantic
And you need something higher
Than a lover for hire
I'm your person

Cause I've-been
Looking for someone special
We can extend the rental
We can keep on romancing
For our whole lives

We can go down to the city
I'll drive you around like you're a star
No one else will be as pretty
Look how beautiful you are

We can walk along the banks
Watch the sparkles on the sea
Don't you worry about my rates
Cause this life is all on me