I asked you to buy your overpriced metal square
My cute dog is how I was made aware
This little transaction a random interaction
Saying stupid shit just to get a reaction
Blacking out before the clock struck nine
Yelling party boy at maybe the worst time
Our attempt at fame and our stupid nickname
Framing our loved ones to pass the blame

There's chaos in the basement
To get the therapy we know we won't get
I know our childhood has some trauma
But let's argue over the oxford comma
Chaos and disorder
While we scream across the border
I may be up past 2 or more
But I'm happier now than I was before

I never have to try and ask for forgiveness
maybe I can even teach you about business
Maybe we should try and open up a bowling alley
but you and I seem like an abnormality
You can come and go when you please
saving each other from all the disease
the shows are dramatic our time is erratic
for you my love will be static

There's chaos in the basement
To get the therapy we know we won't get
I know our childhood has some trauma
But let's argue over the oxford comma
Chaos and disorder
While we scream across the border
I may be up past 2 or more
But I'm happier now than I was before

What if there was a two headed President
One side is on the right the other's democratic
I lost all my money on who's in 98 degrees
Go easy on me with King Dedede

There's chaos in the basement
To get the therapy we know we won't get
I know our childhood has some trauma
But let's argue over the oxford comma
Chaos and disorder
While we scream across the border
I may be up past 2 or more
But I'm happier now than I was before