Rigor Erectus is a song in English
I'm at Greenlawn with no intent to do harm
I brought 2 bottles of Boones Farm
And that's 2 for you and none for me
I dug all night just to keep you company (right)
I know it's gotta be lonely underneath there
What's that?
Oh you're in love with me? (swear)
Well girl, just know that feeling is mutual
I been making plans for us since your funeral
I can already hear you moaning out loud
There's just something bout the way that they lowered you down
That made me crazy I wanna hit that
Went to give her a hug but her ribs cracked
Still I put my finger in her dry pussy and to be honest
I never thought of stoppin' I just kept spittin on it
I got liquor I got love and I got bud
So lets talk about the first thing that pops up
I used to dig you that's why I dug you up
I wanna kiss you but you aint got no tongue
it's just me and you and a bottle of booze (lets get drunk)
at the bottom of a six foot grave
and that might be the perfect place
to show you
my rigor erectus
I know you a corpse I aint tryna be sexist
a love like this is so infectious
dead bitch get this
rigor erectus
I remember you were so pretty hoe
But that fact that you met your demise is pretty shitty
If a love like this is a crime better commit me so
dig up my honey film an unboxing video
Here I am
it’s 11 at night
Slip the groundskeeper Clyde a 5 to get inside
Don’t worry homie
I’m just ghost hunting
I got a shovel and a duffle
And there might be some corpse fucking
KY, astroglyde, wet wipes, Lysol
a single red rose, 12 pack of white claw
Fuck social distance
She only 6 feet deep
beneath a headstone made of concrete
Under the stars our love is maintained
and I can’t wait to sex up your skeletal frame
I really can’t wait to make your casket rock
What the fuck Joe?!
(You got the wrong damn grave plot)
I used to dig you that's why I dug you up
I wanna kiss you but you aint got no tongue
it's just me and you and a bottle of booze (lets get drunk)
at the bottom of a six foot grave
and that might be the perfect place
to show you
my rigor erectus
I know you a corpse I aint tryna be sexist
a love like this is so infectious
dead bitch get this
rigor erectus
In the cemetary cause I lost all hope
Got no friends I'm a joke
got no bitch cause I'm broke
I was being swallowed by my hopeless existence
until I noticed something glowing in the distance
thought it was cops and maybe lightning bugs
I made my way to the spot- no it's drugs
when your broke as I am that's like winning the lotto
only words on the back was eat the whole bottle
so I did don't wanna fuck up fate
then I woke up naked in a dug up grave
the crickets are laughing and calling me stupid
crickets are laughing and callen me stupid
lid was stuck on her casket I chewed through it
The rest is too gross so I don't tell it often
Just assume I hammered my nail in her coffin
No side effects though I dont feel sick
but I awoke with a six inch maggot for a dick
I used to dig you that's why I dug you up
I wanna kiss you but you aint got no tongue
it's just me and you and a bottle of booze (lets get drunk)
at the bottom of a six foot grave
and that might be the perfect place
to show you
my rigor erectus
I know you a corpse I aint tryna be sexist
a love like this is so infectious
dead bitch get this
rigor erectus
I used to dig you that's why I dug you up
I wanna kiss you but you aint got no tongue
it's just me and you and a bottle of booze (lets get drunk)
at the bottom of a six foot grave
and that might be the perfect place
to show you
my rigor erectus
I know you a corpse I aint tryna be sexist
a love like this is so infectious
dead bitch get this
rigor erectus