Probably dead and reality shattered but
it's all good I got Sumerian shatter
so escape to me don't inherently matter
as long as I hold

The Kandarian Dabber

Everybody was dead by bong
you were holding out on us
you know that's wrong
he's got dabs and I think he had them all along
chill and let's concentrate on

The Kandarian Dabber

There's an evil growing closer I can smell it
it's just not a dab rig it's an unholy relic
and I can tell it's here to deliver our ruin so Joe
what the fuck is you doing

The Kandarian Dabber

Well, I found the dabber in the woods so I took it
I snuck a hit when you fucks wasn't looking
I'm sprouting wings and my eyes growing white
I'm the almighty most high Joe prime

The olde gods needed to get lifted
the seas ran dry
the paradigm shifted
the earth cracked and it's evil spread
the first piece of paraphernalia forged by the dead
they took a dab from it's hollowed out bone
cast down from the thrown to the realm of the shadow zone
now revenge is what they seek
to get high is what their after enemy of the bag
The Kandarian dabber

I'm a god now
prepare to worship
it's dab or die
if not your life's forfeit
it only hurts a little bit Lee I think it's your hit

The Kandarian Dabber

How you gonna think of smoking at a time like this
son of a bitch he tried to bite my fucking finger tip
I think this trip is done it's been fun
but we should be rolling at least before our souls get stolen

It seems like the second you started smoking them dabs
you got possesed by extracts you know it's a drag
we was supposed to go home but that ain't happening yet
on wax he a threat

The home stretch lies just ahead
but please take heed to the words the bag said
when you pass to the left your just asking for death
we regret when we met with the bag of the dead

The olde gods needed to get lifted
the seas ran dry
the paradigm shifted
the earth cracked and it's evil spread
the first piece of paraphernalia forged by the dead
they took a dab from it's hollowed out bone
cast down from the thrown to the realm of the shadow zone
now revenge is what they seek
to get high is what their after enemy of the bag
The Kandarian dabber

The olde gods needed to get lifted
the seas ran dry
the paradigm shifted
the earth cracked and it's evil spread
the first piece of paraphernalia forged by the dead
they took a dab from it's hollowed out bone
cast down from the thrown to the realm of the shadow zone
now revenge is what they seek
to get high is what their after enemy of the bag
The Kandarian dabber

Our buddies shaking seizing a bit
are you okay Joe
We've never seen you like this
Rotting resin I don't know what it's about
now he's foaming out the mouth it's no doubt

From the depths of the void it congregates
melts a mortal soul and cooks it into a concentrate
existence as you know it all evaporates

I'm the don down here
I'm the top shelf
ya want something done ya gotta do it yourself
I'm done with this shit ya getting the belt
it's time to go Joe I'll see you in Hell

You just killed him what the fuck did you do
then a portal opened up and Joey jumped through
I think we should save him
he is our best friend
alright
1-2-3 Fuck this vacation