I flooded the toilet, now the janitor's mad at me
It was filled with paper when I just needed to pee
I flushed the toilet, then the water rose above
So I booked it out the stall and went to call my mum

I was headed to the bathroom, at the time no one was there
I saw the TP floating, but I didn't care
I took a piss, then got up to zip my pants
I flushed the toilet, then the water caught my glance

I flooded the toilet, now the janitor's mad at me
It was filled with paper when I just needed to pee
I flushed the toilet, then the water rose above
So I booked it out the stall and went to call my mum

I sprinted out the stall, water got onto my feet
I heard a teacher coming, turned the sink on, I'm discreet
Ran Myles around the school looking for someone to help
I didn't find no one so I fended for myself

I flooded the toilet, now the janitor's mad at me
It was filled with paper when I just needed to pee
I flushed the toilet, then the water rose above
So I booked it out the stall and went to call my mum

I flooded the toilet, now the janitor's mad at me
It was filled with paper when I just needed to pee
I flushed the toilet, then the water rose above
So I booked it out the stall and went to call my mum