Hard to learn Russian Language? да не психуй,
The only word you really need to know is хуй,
It's a kind of magic spell of linguistics,
Works like a mystic to keep you optimistic,

Look, in English it means dick or a penis,
In Russian хуй fits to any kind of fucking business,
Хуй is more sacramental than Christmas,
Even the priest can say хуй, for instance:

When you're not doing good and your game is over,
Being asked, how are you, you can reply хуёво.
A little badly is хуевато,
Хуёвенько, is not qiute good, Me entiendes, Vato?

Охуенно is cool, охуительно great,
Охуевший is your misbehaving mate,
Хуета is bullshit or unknown shit
Хуйло, - ask Ukrainians who is it.

Хуй is any stranger you don't know.
Хуй - is any bad person who you know.
Хуй is when you're angry and say NO!
Хуй is like a bear, vodka and snow.

Хуй is any stranger you don't know.
Хуй - is any bad person who you know.
Хуй is when you're angry and say NO!
Хуй is like a bear, vodka and snow.

Look, хуерыга is a guy, who's looking bad,
Хуепутало is something you never had,
Хуй к носу means to analyze the situation,
Хуёв дров is not surpass your expectations.

Ни хуя is nothing at all
Дохуя is a lot, more than you can roll,
Ни с хуя is to happen with no reason,
На хуя is why the fuck you do it, tell me, please.

And, хуёвничать is do something not right,
Хуярить is to work hard or to fight.
Да ну нахуй! Is like damn, no shit,
Да и хуй бы с ним is the hell with it.

Хуесос is offensive it's a dick sucker,
Хуеплёт is kind of tricky motherfucker,
Иди на хуй is go really far away,
And Ни хуя подобного is no way!
Хуй is any stranger you don't know.
Хуй - is any bad person who you know.
Хуй is when you're angry and say NO!
Хуй is like a bear, vodka and snow.

Хуй is any stranger you don't know.
Хуй - is any bad person who you know.
Хуй is when you're angry and say NO!
Хуй is like a bear, vodka and snow.

Resume хуй is the royal curse,
The best swearing of the fucking universe,
Utilize the energy of хуй with care,
And you'll be understood in Russia almost everywhere.

Show respect to ladies and kids around,
Saying хуй sometimes cam be a dirty sound,
Be careful of using хуйkido skill,
With your words you can either heal or kill.

Хуй is any stranger you don't know.
Хуй - is any bad person who you know.
Хуй is when you're angry and say NO!
Хуй is like a bear, vodka and snow.

Хуй is any stranger you don't know.
Хуй - is any bad person who you know.
Хуй is when you're angry and say NO!
Хуй is like a bear, vodka and snow.