Dark and stormy night
It always seems to be
I take a walk by the canal
To blow off some steam and I see
The man of my dreams

You strolled up to me
From out of the dark
Megaphone in hand
As you walked out the park
You see in my eyes the fear and distress
When you place your hand on my chest

As you push, push, push me away
Push, push, push me away
As this briefest encounter ends in a flash
I'll try not to make such a splash

I misread your advances
Your arms were outstretched
Not to embrace me
But to push me instead
You see in my eyes the fear and distress
When you place your hand on my chest

As you push, push, push me away
Push, push, push me away
The last thing I'll ever comprehend
Is your trademark eloquence

Legit or quit, crabs are people, clams are people
Legit or quit, crabs are people, clams are people
I cannot hold it in my hands
It both scares and terrifies me
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
I can just fuck you like I want
Oh my god you didn't
You don't want all the Teletubbies to die here do you
Drink that cummy custard or else I'm gonna have to cut ya
You know what? Drink it, fuck you, drink it, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

As you push, push, push me away
Push, push, push me away
You dashed my heart away to the sands
I scooped it up with my fucking hands

As you pushed, pushed, pushed me away
Pushed, pushed, pushed me away
I contemplate eternity
As my soul ascends to heaven
And my body floats to sea