It's easy to say, "No hard feelings"
When you're talking to a robot.
But gets a little tougher
When she stars to take her mask off.
Stupide Motherf****r
Shoulda never Took my clothes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off

Yeah, she's an Android.
Got it on a Polaroid.
White Lights in her eyes,
Got me all paranoid.
Straight outta the movies
With some blade-runner sh*t.
Tongue to the battery,
speaking 8-bit, Yeah
Like Atari, but sorry, no buttons.
The onlky game she plays is
lie about something.
That's the clue to back off before
She takes her makes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off

It's easy to say, "No hard feelings"
When you're talking to a robot.
But gets a little tougher
When she stars to take her mask off.
Stupide Motherf****r
Shoulda never Took my clothes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off

I don't wanna date another robot like all
I ever hear is how she buzz all night.
About you don't wanna see another robot fight.
And if you never learn to treat a robot right.
All I hear is *bleep-bloop* R2D2.
When you pull the mask off,
Her face is see-through.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete you until
We wipe the past off.

Three, Two, One Blast off

It's easy to say, "No hard feelings"
When you're talking to a robot.
But gets a little tougher
When she stars to take her mask off.
Stupide Motherf****r
Shoulda never Took my clothes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off (X2)

Everybody in the place do the robot.
I can see it in your face, do the robot.
If you've got metal parts, put your hands up.

Everybody in the place do the robot.
I can see it in your face, do the robot.
If you're born without a heart, put your hands up.

It's easy to say, "No hard feelings"
When you're talking to a robot.
But gets a little tougher
When she stars to take her mask off.
Stupide Motherf****r
Shoulda never Took my clothes off.

Three, Two, One Blast off (x2)

All I ever wanted was for
you to say you loved me.
But somehow that emotion
Got jumbled up in your circuitry.
You left me lying in your bed,
A question on my tongue.
I shoulda known that you were cold.
I shoulda known that you were numb.

I should've run,
I should've run.
All the things I should've done.
I should've seen my futur coming,
Saved my soul from gettin spun.
I should've never let your
dark eyes tie me in a knot.
But I guess that's just what happens
When you try to date a robot.(x2)

Guess that's just
What happens when you ...
Try to date a robot.

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