Ladies and gentlemen, the Calabrian Hairdressers Association
Is pleased to present to you for the last time
Elio and The Tense Stories

So how did it go with the girl?
Look, I have to say really well
Did you dip the biscuit, or at least did you make out?
No guys, let's not joke, she's not like all the others
Bll, b, b, bll, tell us about her
Well, first of all, I have to tell you that she's beautiful from one side
But on the other hand she's really humble, I mean she's not one to show off
She's not one to show off how cool she is
That she has to, after she has to, her hair, her nails, all those things
But did you show her the popparuolo?
No, but I have good chances
So we'll see each other tonight?
A night among friends, a guitar and a joint
Eh, friends, unfortunately tonight I have to go to a funeral, no
Then right after I have to accompany her parents to catch the train
Because they were left without a car, they destroyed it, think, it was mine

We are all serfs of the glebe
And we have a sad song in our hearts

Serfs of the glebe with heads held high
Towards the little triangle that exalts us
No marijuana or pills
we only take the two of spades
Serfs of the glebe in a room
anesthetized by a bitch
like symbolic Big Jims
Press the button and the sfaccimme comes out

Hey, look who's back
Hello, hello everyone, everything okay?
You have a wooden face, where the hell did you end up?
No, nothing, it's just that I had that, that exam exam going on
And then I wasn't feeling very well, I had problems
Tell us what exactly you had?
Well, nothing really serious
I had a fever of thirty-six and eight, thirty-six and nine (eh?)
Yes, and then I had to go to the emergency room (eh? What?)
To check if there was an infection (excuse me?)
No, some stories with the girl
Ah, she gave you the two of spades
No, what are you saying? She's very fond of me, it's just that
She has some stories with her guy that make her unhappy
And since I care about her more than myself
I talked to her boyfriend and convinced him to go back to her
But you're not crying, are you?
No, it's just that a bruschetta got in my eye

The spent eye, the cement face
This one really makes me laugh
She is my pigeon, I am her monument

Serfs of the glebe at full speed
loaded with hectoliters of sperm
heart on fire and ice mask
we with our load of disgrace
Planetary serfs of the glebe
slaves of the mammary gland
like symbolic Big Jims
Press the button and the sfaccimme comes out

Hello?
Hi, it's me, sorry to call you at this hour
Nothing, look, I'll get straight to the point
I found out that the other night you went out with Tafano
You went there to do, no, no, but don't worry
But I didn't call to argue, you can go out with whoever you want
That's not the problem
The problem is that I found out from friends
Excuse me, I had invited you to the cinema
"No, I have to, I have to study", yes you told me, "No, I have to, I have to study"
And then I find out that you went out with him?
It's not nice, it's not nice because I'm a person and I have feelings
And when you needed someone I was always there
So what do you want? After twenty years what do you expect from me?
What do you demand?
That I put a broom in my ass?
No, I won't do it anymore
No, you can't treat me, I'm not a doormat
This broom of saggina, old, obsolete, with rough wood
It also hurts
You could spend I don't know fifteen or twenty euros and buy me a mop
Because with the mop there's the practical function of wringing
Which if we look at it from various aspects in the end also gives me a bit of satisfaction

Ok, Faso
Before a bassist a man, a man who has suffered for years
Well, we thank you for being here on this sad, sad occasion
And we want to play some really cheerful songs for you
That we haven't played for a very long time, for example this one

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