I saw her outside a bar
It was already late and she was alone, I approached and said hello
Can I help you with something?
She told me crying "no one can help me anymore"
There was my Durango and they just stole it
My dad is going to get mad, he didn't let me go out today
That's why I don't want to go home right now
If you invite me somewhere, I'll gladly go with you
Since there were no witnesses, I think I can lie to him

Pretty girl, don't cry anymore, and let's go at once
She said "there's a Japanese motel nearby"
I foolishly agreed in a heartbeat
And I told her "don't be sad, we're going to have a good time"
And just as I tell you, that's exactly how it was
And I'm not lying, at the time I thought I had won her over
But then I realized
That she was waiting for me and the Durango never existed
Something bad was happening. I stopped to get gas
I said "I have to pee"
I got off, went into the bathroom and quickly started to suspect
And I saw two trucks a few blocks behind
My smile faded, and I thought "they want to break me"
I grabbed my cell phone to call the gang
I told them "they're hunting me, I'm here in La Estanzuela"
They told me to give them just 10 minutes
Not to go to the motel, to go back to the bar

That's what I get for being horny
Looking for bitches all over the city
They want to throw me into a very deep well
But they're sure to fail

I quickly ran and accelerated
I said "mommy, sorry, I have to go back for something"
She grabbed the wheel and said "I can't go back
If we're not going to the motel, please let me get off"
I told her "stupid woman, no one is getting off here
You almost fooled me, but I've discovered you
Now tell me everything if you want to live"
She said "I don't know anything, they paid me to come"
"Who the hell paid you?"
"I swear I don't know who
Two well-dressed gentlemen, I only saw them once"
I looked in the rearview mirror and saw the trucks
It was a gray Suburban and another very bad truck
I floored it straight to the bar
Two or three more were already waiting for me
They called me on the cell phone "brother, where are you?"
I told them "they're following me, I'll be there in a minute"
"Don't worry about anything, everything will be fine
They don't know who they're messing with but they're about to find out
We're all here parked in the alley
You go all the way in and we'll hit them here"
"I'm arriving, it's done; let me go in there
I hope the assholes have the balls to come in"
Just as they told me, I entered the bar from the back
And the trucks hotly entered without thinking

That's what I get for being horny
Looking for bitches all over the city
They want to throw me into a very deep well
But they're sure to fail

When I got off the call, I had them surrounded
They took everyone down and quickly disarmed them
There were six thugs, they were all scared
We took them to the field to see who had sent them
Once they were tied up, they started to sing
They planned it themselves, they were trying to kidnap me
For wanting easy money, they're leaving this world
Of the girl and the six guys, no one ever knew more

That's what they get for being sneaky
For not checking who they want to screw over
For next time, check well you dirty ones
If you bump into me, you know where you're going.

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