Wa da da da da da-da da-da

You keep buying drugs, I buy shelves
And have plenty of storage space there
As if I were a highway
Extremely easy assembly plan like a House of Cards
No dowels, no glue
Wanted cloths and a BYLLAN
A few chairs and a desk, no feeling in my legs anymore
Besides, I don't even know where my car is parked
Someone has to carry this crap home for me
Fairtrade tree plantations, I buy candles in a glass
Then I notice my stomach and there's something warm in the first aisle
How he slaps the meatballs on, a master of his craft
No one knows what it's made of, but it just tastes fantastic
I like to come back, every week a new room
Because I listen to a voice that tells me

I am disabled because my room frustrates me (uh-uh-uh)
I'm here again and buy things
Moderately nice things made of paper
Du-du-bap-bap, du-du-du-du, du-du-du-dub, IKEA is cool

First some KÖTTBULLAR, then some more KÖTTBULLAR, then
A mini-pencil, new spoons, and a wardrobe
If you're in a really good mood, a hot dog, grab some LEDs on the way
And quickly buy ten light bulbs from the Swedes, oh yeah
And learn the rule of thumb, it's important
Never go to IKEA with a woman
Right, so, off to the checkout
Then three thousand identical-looking packages
Press them into the compact car like Tetris
And at home, after a break, fully motivated
Quickly assemble and "Cheers!", a beer
But you probably don't believe it, screws are missing
So, I think, maybe it was an assembly error
Yes, IKEA is Scandinavian, but I'm end-level German
Because I always get upset when the drinks foam there

I am disabled because my room frustrates me (uh-uh-uh)
I'm here again and buy things
Moderately nice things made of paper
Du-du-bap-bap, du-du-du-du, du-du-du-dub, IKEA is cool

I still have space on my wall
So something has to hang there too
How do I design the wardrobe?
Drawer thinking
Shelf from yesterday already broken
I think it's great and I run
Do I take KALLAX or MALM?
Drawer thinking
Twenty KÖTTBULLAR is sport
All holes pre-drilled
Like in a sauna club
Oh, my lamp makes music
Du-du-bap-bap, du-du-du-du, du-du-du-dub, IKEA is cool

I am disabled because my room frustrates me (uh-uh-uh)
I'm here again and buy things
Moderately nice things made of paper
Du-du-bap-bap, du-du-du-du, du-du-du-dub, IKEA is cool

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