My charcoal's getting red hot,
Put your order in my hand.
Won't you let me show you what I got
Sizzlin' in the pan.

Any way you want it baby,
I am your burger man.

If you need good hot grillin',
Try my burger stand.
If you need a slice of thrillin',
I'm the baddest in the land.

Any way you want it baby,
I am your burger man.

Did you want double meat?
How 'bout some fries on the side?

Once you try my burger baby,
You'll grow a new thyroid gland.
I said just eat my burger, baby,
Make you smart as Charlie Chan.

You see the hot sauce can't be beat.
Sit back and open wide.