Cruisin' down the highway, CB on blast,
Stories so wild, they'll leave you aghast.
Truckers spin tales, each one a gem,
From UFO sightings to a talking hen.

CB stories, stranger than fiction,
Each transmission a new addiction.
Laughing and rolling, mile after mile,
On this endless road, with stories that beguile.

Breaker, breaker, this is where it's at,
In the world of CB, where truth wears a hat.
A convoy of laughs, a convoy of lies,
But it's all in good fun 'neath the starry skies.

CB stories, stranger than fiction,
Each transmission a new addiction.
Laughing and rolling, mile after mile,
On this endless road, with stories that beguile.

So grab your mic, join the chatter,
Let's weave a yarn that'll make 'em scatter.
On the airwaves we're kings, no room for doubt,
Just funny tales and the road stretched out.

CB stories, stranger than fiction,
Each transmission a new addiction.
Laughing and rolling, mile after mile,
On this endless road, with stories that beguile.