I went on down and into the bar
She said what you doing here? Don't you know you're barred?
I said, "Oh, come on please, I'll behave, don't make me leave"
She said, "If I give you one more chance, are you going to make a fool of me?
Because if so, then I wish that you'd just go"
I said, "Oh, no! No, no, no, I'll be good, and I'll be good to you
I'll even tip you up, and you'll see it's true
Oh baby, I'll be good to you"
So she let me stay for a while, every now and then she even gave me a smile
Weren't too long, and I was feeling good
I put my money in her jar, like I knew I should
But myself, I can never trust
All it takes is a little buzz, for me to start acting the fool
So I asked her if she'd like to play some pool
Well, we ain't got no table you know
So now I think it's time for you to go
We ain't got no table round here
So now I think you need to just finish your beer
Just finish your beer my dear, and get on out of here
Don't try and make me a fool
You know we ain't got no pool
The next thing you know, you'll be asking me, do I want to go swimming?
Oh no, no, no, no
Just finish your beer, and go
Just finish your beer, my dear, and get on out of here