Donald Trump, back again, with a banger, for the fake news
In the Limo, leaving Mar-a-Lago, watching Sleepy Joe
Who just don't know where to go.
He's looking left and right for Obama or Big Mike, uh really guys.
Sleepy Joe found Hunter but he's high as a kite.
Well Hunter might be high, but you know me.
I'm the guy who is starting World War 3 (blowing our cover)
I really need your tax dollars so I can send.
Your money to Ukraine and Israel and make them great again (Joe)
Tucker here, Hunter's doing crack but not his taxes.
Biden wants your guns but don't worry he's not a fascist.
In the Limo, leaving Mar-a-Lago, watching Sleepy Joe
Who just don't know where to go.
He's looking left and right for Obama or Big Mike, uh really guys.
Sleepy Joe found Hunter but he's high as a kite.
I had the best, the most perfect speech.
But the fake news, they lied through their teeth.
He'll lead a bloodbath if he doesn't win.
That's what he said, I'll say it again.
Breaking news, Trump says now if I don't get elected it's going to be a bloodbath.
Fake News
Breaking news, Trump says now if I don't get elected it's going to be a bloodbath.
Fake News
In the Limo, leaving Mar-a-Lago, watching Sleepy Joe
Who just don't know where to go.
He's looking left and right for Obama or Big Mike, uh really guys.
Sleepy Joe found Hunter but he's high as a kite.
Tucker Carlson here, known lover of many a clean subway.
Reminding everyone that, when you feel down,
Look in the mirror and say, I'm good enough,
I'm strong enough and dog gone it, people like me. x2

Tucker fantastic work as always, that's why you're my VP. I mean.