I live a life of danger
Prowling the north seas
Spying on suspicious boats
And other enemies
Now I'm not complaining
But I do have to say
It's hard to be a spy
When a 1000 pounds I weigh
Secret agent whale
Secret agent whale
I'm telling no tall tails
I'm a secret agent whale
I wear a tiny camera
Strapped onto my back
Taking sneaky pictures
And sending them right back
To the human government
Who pay my bills you see
They call me agent Water Works'
For the KGB
Secret agent whale
Secret agent whale
I'm telling no tall tails
I'm a secret agent whale
James Bond has it easy
He's so fit and trim
Yet with my white enormous frame
It's harder to blend in
Got wedged between some coral
While snooping for some clues
And had to call for backup
From a crab I knew
A tuna's my informant
But I cannot lie
Might be a double agent
He's a quite a fishy guy
Secret agent whale
Secret agent whale
I'm telling no tall tails
I'm a secret agent whale
Beluga whales like me
Are a friendly breed
We like to play with others
Companionship I need
I didn't choose this job
The government chose me
All spies live a lonely life
And I long to be free
Secret agent whale
Secret agent whale
I'm telling no tall tails
I'm a secret agent whale"