Getting ready for the show
The girls sit down in a row
In front of mirrors their beauty so rare
Excited, hopeful, so glad to be there
They do their hair, they do their nails
Applying make up, they look a little pale
An arm falls off but that's ok
This kind of thing happens everyday

All the zombie beauty queens
Decaying limbs and bursting seams
Up on stage with their big hearts
Stumbling over body parts
Bright green skin and yellow eyes
Mouth sewn up can't tell no lies
All dolled up these dug up dames
Get the crown they'll eat your brains

Onto the catwalk they shamble out
The audience begins to shout
Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein
To all these girls they were really kind
The talent portion was really neat
The other girls were really sweet
The pageant ends, they crown the winner
A celebration, brains for dinner

All the zombie beauty queens
Decaying limbs and bursting seams
Up on stage with their big hearts
Stumbling over body parts
Bright green skin and yellow eyes
Mouth sewn up can't tell no lies
All dolled up these dug up dames
Get the crown they'll eat your brains

It doesn't matter how decayed you are
Everyone can be a star
Beauty is deeper than just on the skin
And real beauty is found within
So if you need a lift up from the ground
These beauty queens can always be found
So smile big and dry your tears
The zombie beauty queens are here

All the zombie beauty queens
Decaying limbs and bursting seams
Up on stage with their big hearts
Stumbling over body parts
Bright green skin and yellow eyes
Mouth sewn up can't tell no lies
All dolled up these dug up dames
Get the crown they'll eat your brains