I'm not saying I'm the best, that's just an educated guess.
No disagreement so it must be true.
I'm the GOAT just doing what I do.
I'm not saying I'm the best but a trick of the trade is to always be creating.
Filling requests, bobbing their heads singing along to songs about asphixiating.

Early morning, always in a rush
But I,
Need to consume something before I don't consume lunch.
Huge bowl of Cocoa Puffs to munch.
Zoom down the road, mouth stuffed,
Must've hit a bump by accident
Because I shoved my spoon halfway into my lungs,
I might've punctured one.

I'm not saying I'm the best,
Just shoved a utensil deep into my chest.
Guess I didn't have to chew.
I'm the GOAT, Gagging on a thpoon.
I'm not saying I'm the best,
That's just an educated guess.
No disagreement so it must be true,
I'm the GOAT just doing what I do.

Like a lot of us,
Got to where I'm employed.
Boxes of offices, sucks and still semi-annoyed.
And awful sus of the obstruction that was
Bustin' up my esophagus ( forget it cuz)
Experience over, now overjoyed
At the incident I was able to avoid
Which was when my evil twin went paranoid
Black Sabbath, awake all night wonderin' which friend might
Have something jammed in their windpipe (yikes)

I'm not saying I'm the best,
Got a hunch someone's in respiratory arrest..
Don't know the Heimlich, I'm teaching you
Won't be a GOAT, gaggin on a tube.
I'm not saying I'm the best,
That's just an educated guess.
No disagreement so it must be true.
I'm the GOAT, just doing what I do.

What's next to test your gag reflex?
What's next?