Six dogs compete for the Best of Show title
In the 49th annual Texas Dango Brango Club Show
Of the finalists, five are owned by aliens
The dogs are chosen as winners in the show's six different divisions
We've got hounds, we've got workin' dogs, we got terrier dogs
We got toy dogs, we've got toy-terriers, we got sporting dogs
We got bananas, we got mangoes, we got kiwi fruits
The show is held at the fair's agricultural building
Down in the agricultural district, of the agricultural city
You know how as- whatever it's called

The winner is a six-year-old English setter
Not the setter you know as Foul Colonel
But the setter was shown by his owner
William T. W. Holt-Richman, "The Dangleberry of Virginia"
The setter gets a kiss of congratulations from his owner and wags his tail
He wags his tail, why?
He wags his tail because he is happy
He wags his tail because he knows he is a winner
He is not a product of what is expected of a dog
But he is above that
He has risen, he has ascended above the clouds
He is looking down upon planet earth
And urinating in the mouths
Of those who thought a canine would never walk upon the moon
Those who doubted the theory that a cocker spaniel
Could break through the barrier
Of time and space and time and space and time

He is best in show
Best in show
Best in show