Hey Jack, c'mon back, I've got an office in this little room
Don't sweat, I haven't that much to drink this afternoon
Tell me, does it seem just like you never ever feel that good
Well son, once I'm done, you're going to feel as good as new

He keeps a bottle in his room
And a satchel full of pills
He's got a cure for everyone
Just call Dr. Kraneum

So you ask me how I came to be a traveler across the stars
Did I ever join the fight in one of those many wars
Well, no sir, those bastards didn't deserve any of my golden youth
I ran, and I made a plan to seek out a deeper truth
And let me tell you, I don't give a fuck what any stupid robot says
Those machines, they don't dream, and they don't know what real living is
I went off the grid to make sure I was really free
And that's how I found out what hurting people really need

He keeps a bottle in his room
And a satchel full of pills
He's got a cure for everyone
Just call Dr. Kraneum

I bet that I can guess what's going through your mind right now
You'll say that I'm crazy, and my practice shouldn't be allowed
Well hold up, cuz I know my stuff, and I don't need a certificate
I don't bullshit, and you know, it's true you pay for what you get
So feel free, go ahead and leave if that's what you would prefer
But we both know you don't have much dough, or you wouldn't be coming here
So lay back, just relax, I'm going to give you what you need
I'm sure that I got the cure no matter what the illness be
Cuz you see, there's a panacea, and it works for everyone
And it's simple, just take these pills until you're feeling real fucked up

He keeps a bottle in his room
And a satchel full of pills
He's got a cure for everyone
Just call Dr. Kraneum

Right on
That should start kicking in any second

I think I feel, I think I, feel
I feel, I feel, I, I
I'm feeling weird, I've got a ringing in my ears
My eyes are bulging out, head is spinning upside down
I'm seeing spots and stars, I feel a rhythm in my heart
And I feel good, I feel good